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Dec 20, 2011

Forbidden Acts For the Aliens From Mars !!!

1       Don’t tell her who is hot.

WHY ???
      Actually she doesn’t care and you can notice the expression of “aama, evan periya salman khan !! you ugly piglet ”. :P

2       Don’t say your favourite brand of beer and blah blah blah even if she asks.

WHY ???
      A REAL TIME SITUATION  ( This is only for the tubelights :P I assume most guys are so, so please continue reading :P)

V : Yo   drink ?
M  : Nope,  not  at  all.
V : Waaaat ???  Yo  dun  drink ??  Dats   weird !!
M : Jus  occasionally,  mayb  a   peg   o   something.
V :  Huh ??  Yo   mus   b   a  nerd !!?? I’ve  seen  guys  downin  bottles   of   beers   jus   lyk   dat.  Dats  cool.
M : Not really..  I’ve   been  drinkin  fa  quite  sum tym   now, actually  a  lot  and  I  can  hold  it   beta   dan   most  guys   yo  kno.
V : Dats  cool.  <<Bloody drunkard >> (This is her mind voice, mind the font)
M : Actually  I  can   finish   a   bottle  of   vodka   in   a  minute  o  two.
V : Really ???   <<Chiiii, kudigaaran >>
M : My   favorit  brand  s   XXXX,  d  strongest  alcohol  yo  kno  and  blah   blah   blah !!
V : Hmmmmmm, cool    <<Okay now, You are busted>>

      I hope you got the answer for the ‘WHY’  from her mind voice. :P
P.S 1 : Sorry, I forgot about the V and M.
*V - Venusians
*M - Marsians
P.S 2 : Tubelight Guys :P

3       After a looooooooooooooong chat (Count the number of ‘o’s to determine the number of days that they’ve been chatting, …………………… Done counting??? Ok, now carry on reading)  don’t ask her if she has a boyfriend.

WHY ???
      If she has one, she wouldn’t be talking with you.(Except for a few exceptions :P) But that doesn’t mean you have a chance :P

4       Don’t just say “good” when she asks “Hw  do  I  luk  todae??”. Three or more adjectives would help than your blunt stupid “good” :P

WHY ???
      A girl could do with a little more of a compliment.
For Example : “Dat  mascara,  grt !!!, if  nly  luks  cud  kill”
      WOW!!, Now that is something. Bonus points if you can elaborate. May be extra XOXOXOX kedaikalaam :P

5       Don’t describe anything good about any girl especially KATRINA.

WHY ???
      You wanna hear all those honey-coated sarcasm-hidden words?? Go on then
PS : No more sweet talks or smses atleast for a day or two :P
Wanna hear her mind voice?? Here you go <<vena avalayae poi kattiko>>   

6       You wanna impress a girl?? Please don’t start with your ‘ONCE UPON A TIME’ love failure.

WHY ???
      A girl knows what’ll happen next. << adhutha proposal enaku dhaan>> Miss. SHE logged out forever :P

7       Don’t talk about your number of girlfriends to show off your ‘MANMADHAN’  tag in front of your girlfriend.

WHY ???
      Pigs dhaa pathu + girlfriends vachrukum, Singham single ah dhaa irukum. Girls obviously prefer SING(LE)AMS :P

    8   Don’t ever show off with your vetti scenes.
For example : When she says, “I  luv  Yuvan’s  music” , please don’t start like “Hmmmmmmm,  I usually  listen  to  Lady Gaga  & JB. But  Britney & Selena  are  ma  fav  yu  kno. Sometimes  its  Taylor Swift  fa me, She’s  also  gud  blah blah blah…. ”

WHY ???
      Listen to her mind voice << poduradhu ennavo ‘nandhi mark’ ah irundaalum, buildup ennavo ‘jockey’ range ku kudukudhu paaru !!!>>
Hope you got it !! :P

9     Cars and Bikes !!! Well, get a costliest one for her. But long, boring, elaborate explanations about anything on wheels ??? Definitely NO !!

WHY ???
      Girls don’t understand (atleast most girls) and they don’t give a damn about mileage or suspension or power steering or whatever. :P

10   Don’t tease your friend in front of your girlfriend.

WHY ???
       Sirichu sirichae unga friendshipla fire ah vachu koluthitu poiduvaa. After that No friends, No booze parties, No bachelor nights out , etc NOs.

11  You think this list is gonna go on?? No, It ends here :P

Final P.S : The writer (ofcourse that’s me !!) is a girl, So guys please HEED !!!

35 comments:

  1. super cool cute...... !!!!really ossem humour sense yo ve ..!!!!!! nd a gr8 writtin talent too..... keep goin uma .....:) yo got yor 1st fan n tiz blog taz me ... :)

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  2. i think the list goes on........may be never ends :-P. now a days that "inner thoughts" of girls are getting double, so guys got no chance.....wait a sec...why boys follow girls??? let them follow boys!!! its better :-P

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  3. @varun : yes ofcourse the list may go on, bcz guys are that dumb :P i guess i shud enlighten them thru posts lyk dese :P "inner thoughts" neva get double. Its that guys don't understand a gal's heart and thought :)boys followin boys is better??? i doubt that :P

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  4. @uma: guys are dumb?? never!!!, you girls(not all, just some) dont know their hearts too. no matter how much they show their commitment, girls just avoids them, and then later'll say "i was testing whether ur approach was true or not"... girls too need to understand boys heart and thoughts. not everyone are dumb..need a check on every boys attitude,thats right(same in girls way), but no need of avoiding everyone.. accept it, check it, and find the true heart... TO do this(by my way), TALK OPEN(if he's true). boys love girls talking open. and never ever give a silence to a boys response, it hurts them the most.....

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  5. not a dispute. just said my opinion. welcome :-)

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  6. @varun :waaaaaah :) may be i should write my next post on this :P how girls should sweet talk with guys? :P you wanna write a guest post for me?!?!?!? kidding :)

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  7. @varun : ofcourse a girl knows a boy's heart :) they never test them either, but guys make them do so. They cheat. So every girl tries to stay on the other safe side of the fence :) And you know what?, Silence speaks better than words :)

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  8. i'll better do that post :D. of course if you are willing to.:)

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  9. hmmmm , guest posts are for very busy blogs. Mine is jus "one post" old. So i guess i'l take care of her :D Anyway thank you so much :) It was nice of you :)

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  10. good guys never cheat, first girls need to find whether the guy is good or bad,for that testing is necessary,but even after knowing that the guy is good, girls test them and tests their temperament, only a guy with very much forfeiting mentality will still hold on, others either get heart broken or do something bad. so guys life are always in gals hands(this happens to every humans in a life time),silence speaks better, but only for some small interval of time, not for months and years. that'll only destroy the guys heart....

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  11. wooooooooowwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeee ossssssummmmmmmm gurl... amazinnn factsss..

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  12. @kavya : thankyuuuuuuuuuuu soooo much sweet heart :)

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  13. @varun : As you sed, good guys wil definitely press on to their GFs or any friends :) Also Silence doesn kill anybody, Its a girl's language :)

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  14. @uma: guys are not gals, have many differences. every guys need to know that silence is a girl's language(i too dont know that:)). otherwise they will misunderstand and remain tensed.
    its better to talk it out :)

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  15. @varun : you can never talk out everything, certain things are meant to be understood even without words :)

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  16. LOL...whattey post!! you've represented many women here :D

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  17. @uma: how guys could know what is having in the girls mind?? assumptions on girl's thoughts too have some limit.. due to misunderstandings guys may dont even know what really happened..so how they can understand?? only talks can make it clear...but these are very rare situations.. :)

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  18. @sujatha : thankyou so much :) i'm honoured :)

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  19. @varun : okay, I'l try to talk my heart out from today onwards :D

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  20. @uma: aha!! fine :D. but i bet u never!!! :D

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  21. Seriously that was hilarious!!! Good going girl :) keep posting many more such posts :)

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    1. thank you so much archana :) sure will do many posts :)

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    and get your lovely set of questions! he he have fun!

    love Rupertt!

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  23. hey gr8...very hilarious n very true...really an eye opener for a few boys!!! it seem to b lyk personal experiences...lol :P anyways its a gr8 tym pass...expecting more like these...:)

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    1. thanks a looot :) personal experience aaaaaaah !?!?!? NOOOO, vambula maati vidatheenga bossu :P

      sure, will try more :P :D

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  24. super cooooooooooooolllllllllllll.............don 've words to exprs...............;)awesome writing.......ipdi oru topper cum scenenifying kid...sry sry kutti pilla ovvoru classkum thaeva........

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  25. yenna rascala : )
    cool stuff, new style

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    1. thanks a lot for reading and stopping by :)

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